Your friend shitting in your car

"DoubleDragon" (mitsubishi) 05/19/2014 at 03:38 • Filed to: None

0

12

Have you ever had this happen?

Well I did, and true no bs story. Was a car I bought for my wife, when we bought it it had 50k kms.

2005 Like new.

Great condition, up to the point my friend shat in his pants it had accumalated 120k ish kms mainly highway. So real new. Only thing was the harsh aussie sun.

My friend is a real christian fanatic. The kind that goes to church to play social activities like i don't know what and ping pong. never misses a ping pong game, has bad teeth, always goes on church camps. is about 25 has never had a job, and does university study full time for years now.

So i pick him up, took him to mcdonalds coz he is hungry, waited for him to take his own sweet time while he reads a paper (and all the time i am keeping my distance coz he looks manky) and then takes a shit and comes into my car with shit still on his pants. like a meatball stuck on his trousers, in the back pocket area.

So i freak out, without cussing at him, or shouting offensively, I took him to a local nearest hardware store as it had toilets, and then called my wife asking her what to do. I was actually hoping she would give me the greenlight to ditch him, subconsciously, but she is too nice as we both are.

Any Shit like this happen to you? And by the way, yeah, he sat in the car with his crap. He described the accident due to "off flow"

edit:the car is since gone now. thank god.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > DoubleDragon 05/19/2014 at 04:20

0

D:

That's that worst thing that can happen ever.

promoted by the color red > DoubleDragon 05/19/2014 at 04:51

0

Am I dry heaving? Yeah, I'm dry heaving.

listlast > DoubleDragon 05/19/2014 at 05:04

0

Yup, was volunteering at a hospital and a women with a surgical procedure was riding in the hospital's van I was driving. She had ingested the pre-surgery colon cleanse, and didn't make it from her off site room to the hospital. Two words: cloth seats.

DoubleDragon > listlast 05/19/2014 at 05:09

0

I hope she was ok.

Crocket Bernet > DoubleDragon 05/19/2014 at 06:35

3

Two avoidable things in this story, hanging out with a religious nutjob and going to mcdonalds. If you did either you would just be mildly uncomfortable but once you do both this was bound to happen.

listlast > DoubleDragon 05/19/2014 at 07:47

0

Yup, all was well: top notch, internationally recognized hospital. I felt bad for her since it must have been embarrassing.

Bonus, I, and several other volunteers cleaned the van after the ride. "Blot, don't rub."

OPPOsaurus WRX > DoubleDragon 05/19/2014 at 08:44

0

not my car but my friend shit his own car. He was drunk, (stupidly) drove home and woke up in his driveway with full pants.

DarrenMR > DoubleDragon 05/19/2014 at 08:47

0

Sometimes, violence is the answer.

E92M3 > DoubleDragon 05/19/2014 at 09:08

0

I was with my dad when he shit his pants in HIS car. He's in his 70's and has health problems. We were halfway on 9hr drive to see my sister. Made for a miserable ride even after he got cleaned up.

DoubleDragon > Crocket Bernet 05/19/2014 at 16:27

0

I am not religious as I dont need a reason to be a nice and I can work out by myself what is the right thing to do in life.

I don't need religion to have a set of "don't eat meat on certain days" or whatever rule to go to "heaven"

but I hang out with this guy because he really is just a lost child inside, a nice guy (back then)

now he is just a wierdo. he crossed that path a few years back.

thebigbossyboss > DoubleDragon 05/27/2014 at 07:30

0

I know someone similar (although not religious) he is the same kind of air head (sadly getting his PHD) and he pissed on my living room floor.

thebigbossyboss > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/27/2014 at 12:17

0

Karma.